Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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