Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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