hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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