last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Actions speak louder than pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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