Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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