This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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