My first STD was from a foam party
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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