I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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