i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Randomize
