my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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