I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Don't tell me you're on acid again
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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