ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize