its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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