if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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