No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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