we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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