So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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