Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
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Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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