We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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