I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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