covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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