I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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