She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
