So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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