dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
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It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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