Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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