hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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