I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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