Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
