Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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