Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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