If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Randomize
