Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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