went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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