Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Michael Bay diarrhea
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
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