i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Sorry about my life...
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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