I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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