i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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