and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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