super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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