but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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