At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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