i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
๐๐๐ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
This pandemic, itโs making everyone horny. Iโve got dick stashed all over town
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