I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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