I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We got so high we made milksteak
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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