Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
you will always have a special place in my vag
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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