I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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