doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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