My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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