i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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