Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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