Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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