He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
