And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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